Aztec Peon wrote:
my most embarrasing moment of all time was 2 years ago i stayed up the entire weekend and on monday i ate these really nasty ass tacos at and and during my 5th period i could barely stay awake, but my stomach was in so much pain, i was almost asleep when the teacher, while making a point, slapped his hand on my desk making a loud noise. This scared me so much i shat out a stream of NASTY diarrhea all over my seat and myself. I knew i had to get to the bathroom so i got up, but slipped on my own poo and landed on my stomach, which made me spray more diarrhea everywhere and i looked down and saw it which made me throw up. As i crawled to the door, while throwing up and spraying diarrhea all over myself i finally fainted and woke up at 3 AM in a hospital. My bed was covered in poo. I don't usually like the talk about it.
Wait, serious? I was almost expecting a Bel-Aire